Florists joking
Humor from other countries
"A man goes into a Khinkali house...", if you've been to Georgia you probably know how this joke ends, don't you?
It is probably the most famous and widespread joke in the Georgia.
I wonder if people in the rest of the world would laugh at this joke? Different languages and cultures have their own unique sense of humor, it might amuse some people, make them sad or confused.
We offer jokes about flowers from different parts of the world, it's interesting if they will confuse you, or make you laugh, but don't be too critical,
Remember that humor cannot always be translated.
Jokes in Flower Shop
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should think about that
somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,...
'Congratulations on your new location!'"
A young man comes to the store to buy flowers,
the florist asks:
- Do you need flowers for your wife or expensive one?
A young man walks into a flower shop and sees a large poster on the wall: “Tell her with flowers.” The young man asks for one rose.
- What, just one?
- Yes, I'm not a talkative person.
A man comes to a flower shop and asks the saleswoman:
— I need a bouquet of one hundred roses for my wife!
The saleswoman is amazed:
- My God! What have you done?!?
Two acquaintances meet in a flower shop.
- Good afternoon, monsieur!
- Good afternoon! Let me ask you, who are you buying these beautiful roses for?
- For Madame Jeannette, monsieur...
- Oh, I think Madame Jeanette will like this magnificent bouquet!
- I don’t think so... The fact is that today is her funeral...
Jokes about men
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
What do you think it means?"
"You shall know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
A man is a person who divides flowers into two categories: roses and “what’s this called?”
Buy flowers!
Young man, buy a bouquet for your wife!
- I’m not married!
- then, buy it for your beloved!
- I don’t have a lover!
-Well then, buy it in honor of the fact that you have a carefree life!
March 8
My dear! What gift you want on March 8?
- Oh, well, I don’t even know...
- Then I'll give you one more year to think about it.
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