A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,.... "Rest in Peace."
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist replied,
"Sir, I'm sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry, you should think about that
somewhere, there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying,...
'Congratulations on your new location!'"
A young man comes to the store to buy flowers,
the florist asks:
- Do you need flowers for your wife or expensive one?
A young man walks into a flower shop and sees a large poster on the wall: “Tell her with flowers.” The young man asks for one rose.
- What, just one?
- Yes, I'm not a talkative person.
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day.
What do you think it means?"
"You shall know tonight", he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it. She found a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
A man is a person who divides flowers into two categories: roses and “what’s this called?”
Young man, buy a bouquet for your wife!
-Well then, buy it in honor of the fact that you have a carefree life!
My dear! What gift you want on March 8?
- Then I'll give you one more year to think about it.